Woman Pulls Foot-Long Gator From Yoga Pants During Traffic Stop

viagra 24 hour delivery That’s so Florida. Keeping reptilian wildlife in your stretch pants to keep 5-0 off your trail.

http://amitainc.com/?p=viagra-buyer&c0c=58 Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, of Fort Myers, or homeless as she declared, was pulled over as a passenger in a traffic stop with Michael Clemons, 22, when the officer noticed the distinct hint of amphibian wildlife in their car. The pair insisted they were collecting snakes and turtles, an odd thing to say since that’s illegal in Florida.

The police officer received permission to check the contents of their trunk, discovering a large cache of marsh turtles, all of which beyond one turtle is illegal to collect or transport without a license.

We can only hope this gator doesn’t grow up with emotional trauma.

That’s when the officer noted something wiggling in Machan-Le Quire’s yoga pants. Being a woman, this foot-long wiggler in her Spandex was odder than perhaps a well-endowed male partner. Machan-Le Quire copped to the contraband and pulled the baby alligator from out of her pants. Imagine that reveal in slow motion set to horror movie music.

Machan-Le Quire and Clemons were both busted for the ill-gotten wildlife transporting, including for the former, her alligator buddy which is definitely illegal to capture from the wild, let alone put next to your stinky crotch for safekeeping.

Machan-Le Quire was ultimately given twenty-four months probation plus 200 hours of community service and a compulsory wildlife foundation donation of $500, neither of which she will ever fulfill. Because that’s also so Florida.

Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

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