Iowa high school teacher, Tiffany Ranweiler-Oblander, is the latest in the continuing line of female teachers from sea to shining sea arrested for losing their lust control in the beds and backs of cars of their teen student bodies. The 29-year old English teacher in her first year at Crestwood High School in Cresco, Iowa, wasted no time, well, a full semester, before hooking up at least four times with an eighteen year old student at his parent’s house for making of the sexy. Being married can be a real hassle when you’re looking for a spot to bounce on top of your handsome high school student.
Ranweiler fits the common profile to a tee. Married, late 20’s, English teacher, and owner of a cellphone. Those darn phones are ultimately what busts these teachers in these sex scandals, or at least provides the hard evidence of a relationship. Reams of sexy text messages and social media DMs make it hard to suggest your teen lover is making the whole teacher affair thing up.
It’s not clear who ratted out Ranweiler, but the kid in the case signed a statement stating the two had sex four times in March and April of this year. That and those saved messages were more than enough for Ranweiler to be arrested for sexual contact with a student, despite his age of majority. Naturally, as schools do these days, Crestwood and the school district issue an immediate statement covering their ass, cleared Ranweiler from the school webpage and directory, and assured everybody she had no criminal record of sex crimes when they checked her out. Reassuring that you’re only hiring future sexual assaulters.