You may recall Haeli Wey as the hot math teacher at Westlake High School outside of Austin who met seventeen year old boys from her school through her association with a Christian ministry. It’s up to you to calculate the number of teen boys whose parents push them into Christian ministry who believe an attractive 28-year old teacher is going to sleep with them on their summer mission work.

Wey did so with one boy from the ministry who also attended Westlake starting on an outreach trip to Africa. Their fling continued on through the summer back home, in fact, until the first boy found out Wey was starting to get it on with a second seventeen year old also by way of the ministry. Lots of sending of naked photos and inappropriate touching. And not merely inappropriate according to Jesus, also the State of Texas. When a friend of Wey’s second teen lover caught their private messages on his phone, he immediately alerted school officials. Dick. Sorry, reflex.

Wey was charged with numerous counts of a teacher hopping into the sack with boys from her school. Both boys were above the age of consent in Texas, so she could not be charged with any statutory sexual assaults. The Westlake High School district leapt into action and opened up therapeutic counseling for boys who were compromised into sex with Haeli Wey, subjected to seeing her naked photos, or merely those traumatized by learning about this incident happening to students at their same school. Cover all your bases. Kids are super fragile. Sort of suddenly really.

Wey faced up to 20 years in prison if convicted on all charges. You can imagine her relief for the chance to plead guilty in exchange for 10 years probation. No more jumping teen boys for a decade and she’s back in the clear. Her chances of teaching high school ever again remain dubious. Personal math tutoring for kids of dads who read this story, closer to one-hundred percent. Sorry. Reflex again.

Absolutely nobody ever predicted there would be a wave of attractive, outgoing, and relatively young female high school teachers launching themselves at male students. It was strictly limited to adult themed filmed entertainment and Letters to the Editor of smut magazines. Now it’s here, it’s quite real, and despite clearly being smothered up by teachers organizations looking to bury all reports of teacher sex crimes around the nation, this is not going away.

If you think Haeli Wey deserved twenty year in the slammer, we probably can’t be friends. Though I will respect you if you’re offended by her use of the Christian ministry to target her male prey.

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