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Actress Lori Loughlin Arrested in College Admissions Bribery Scandal

Among the sentences you’ve never heard uttered before, “Lori Loughlin is crazy smart”. Maybe crazy cute, crazy great on that Full House show, or merely plain crazy. Never crazy smart.

This fact might explain why Lori Loughlin was arrested in a widespread college admissions bribery conspiracy in which she and her husband, the guy who founded the Mossimo clothing line at Target, spent $500,000 to unlawfully scheme their two Instagram influencer teen daughters into USC.

That would be University of Southern California, the tied for 22nd ranked university in the nation. For which you will now pay another $250,000 per child to matriculate. That’s a one million dollar tab for two USC degrees, if the girls make it that far.

Lori Loughlin Busted Along With Other Rich California Moms

To be fair, many of these college admissions crazed parents arrested in the U.S. Justice Department sting were looking at entry into schools like Yale and Stanford for their children. The elite of the elite. Or even other top 10 rank schools. (But tied for 22nd?)

Felicity Huffman co-starred for many seasons on ABC’s Desperate Housewives

Felicity Huffman of Desperate Housewives fame, and married to William H. Macy fame, was also indicted in this sting operation The Feds codenamed, Varsity Blues. She allegedly paid the mastermind middle man of this broad conspiracy, William “Rick” Singer, $15,000 to “purchase” artificially adjusted scores for her daughter on the SATs. That bumped her from a 1020 to a 1420. At least she got her money’s worth.

Jane Buckingham, her son who she sought to bribe into better ACT scores,
and her daughter, who is, of course, a social media model and influencer

Jane Buckingham, a Hollywood digital marketing guru of sorts, and regular contributor to the HuffPost and Cosmopolitan, allegedly paid Singer to get her son a 34 on the ACT. If you don’t know ACT scores, that’s super tight. She’s on Justice Department tapped lines sending Singer examples of her son’s lousy handwriting so the professional ringer taking his test for him can mimic his penmanship in the written essay portion of the ACT.

Numerous other wealthy moms dotting the money havens of Coastal California were arrested as well. Some using Singer’s system where he had bribed sports coaches at some of these colleges to attest to the athletic prowess of his paid client’s kids. This despite many of them never even being involved in the sport where the coaches affirmed they would help the school in coming years.

“Rick” Singer Had a Very Rick Kind of Plan

Singer staged athletic photoshoots to provide evidence. When that wasn’t possible, he Photoshopped heads of these client kids onto the bodies of other athletes in photos. Seems amateurish. Apparently it worked.

All in all, these wealthy college admissions cheating moms kicked Singer $25 million in cash he turned around into bribes and chicanery to provide entrance to elite colleges for his clients (plus USC, tied for 22nd, mind you).

Would you trust in a guy in a neon green sweater vest who calls himself “Rick”?

The real trouble for these progressive rich celebrities and aristocrats may not be the actual bribery and corruption aspect of the case. As part of his criminal ruse, Singer set up a fake charity to receive the cash payments from the parents to hide suspicion. And herein comes the IRS.

These were large cash transfers to a bogus charity for which it appears several of the corrupt parents may have listed as charitable deductions on their taxes. That’s a big tax evasion bonkers no-no. It’s a tax crime through and through. That’s where you may see jail time coming even for these financially strapped woke mofos.

Varsity Blues, the Takeaway

What’s to be learned from this entire massive bust? For one, upscale California moms are nuts. That’s not an opinion. Between bribing college entrance decision makers and taking strong anti-vaccination stands; these women are going to take out a lot of people.

Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, rich people spouting righteous moral virtue are the most likely to be pulling insider privileged, first among equals type underhanded behavior. Another fact.

Self-serving greedy bastards don’t all look like Mr. Potter from It’s a Wonderful Life. They’re not all corpulent bankers with evil grins foreclosing on hardworking folks’ mortgages. Sometimes, they’re yoga practicing L.A. or S.F. moms who speak out on all the right causes, attend all the right galas, and cry when Captain Marvel does well at the box office.

Hot Female Teacher Jailed for Sex With Student, Drug Charges Dropped

Raquel Spencer receives jail time for sex with student.

As things go, Georgia high school teacher, Raquel Spencer, 29, was let off fairly easily by the courts this week considering she was arrested last year for both possession of heroin, and for having sex with one of her high school students.

Spencer was slapped with 90-120 days at a minimal security facility focused on treatment for her sex crimes; her drug crimes were completely exonerated as part of her plea to the sex. Buy your attorney a beer, Ms. Spencer. Also, be glad you’re a female teacher

Raquel Spencer Was Arrested Last April After a Search of Her Purse

You may recall we covered the Raquel Spencer case last April. The Northwest Whitfield High School teacher and cheer coach was acting all kinds of erratic at school. After numerous reports of her whacked out behavior, the assistant principal turned the matter over to the School Resource Officer (school cop), who in turn asked Spencer for permission to search her purse.

The Northwest Whitfield Cheer Squad,
formerly coached by Raquel Spencer

We’ve never understood why anybody would consent to such a search. Either you’ve got nothing to hide, and this is an invasion of your privacy. Or you do have something to hide, and you’re an idiot (or super high). Spencer agreed for whatever reason. Therein, the SRO found heroin in her purse.

Heroin isn’t like weed. Or a booze bottle. Both of which are verboten obviously for school faculty at school. Outside of school, hell yeah. But in school, only American Spirits and only in the lounge. Heroin is one immediate call to the cops.

That’s when things go interesting.

Raquel Spencer Was Up to Multiple Naughty Deeds

As police in Dalton, Georgia investigated the where’s, why’s, and how’s of Spencer brining heroin in her purse to school, and obviously using herself, they delved into her cellphone. (By way of hint, if you are committing any kind of crime, or even merely an anti-social act or even but an embarrassing hobby, it’s somewhere on your phone. Erase it now.)

That’s when authorities noted communications of a sexual nature between Raquel Spencer and a student at school. These messages included evidence of a sexual affair.

Spencer was discovered to be engaging in “intercourse” of multiple natures during the six months leading up to her arrest for the heroin. She was charged with a teacher having sex with a student, though it’s unclear if the boy was also technically underage (16 in Georgia) or merely fell under the “can’t sleep with your high school students” sexual assault statute. Or both.

Spencer Swung a Sweet Deal — Was Sexism Involved?

By copping to the sexual assault charge, prosecutors agreed to drop the heroin possession charge. You can decided for yourself which is the more serious offense. If you’re offended at all.

The gender gap in criminal sentencing; the one gender gap you never hear about

And within the sex crime charges, Spencer seemed to come out with a rather light sentence. Yes, ten years probation with sex offender status for that time, and a ton of community service, but the mandatory drug counseling seemed to get her the chance at a rather short, 3-month, incarceration time.

This will naturally bring up the topic of gender bias in sentencing. We’ve not seen enough cases to statistically make a case for men receiving harsher punishments for the very same sex crimes than women. Let alone drug charges being dropped. But anecdotally it sure seems to be the case.

Teachers, Drugs, and Sex

Raquel Spencer isn’t the first female teacher we’ve followed who doubled down on illicit sex and drugs:

Stephanie Peterson caught more than fish at her middle school in Florida.

Houston high school teacher, Michelle Schiffer, was busted in 2018 for having sex with a 15-year old and sharing her weed with him.

Newlywed hottie Florida teacher, Stephanie Peterson, chose herself a 14-year old student lover, supplied him with ganja, and made like they were the newlyweds.

Emily Rogers engaged in a lesbian sexual affair with her 18-year old student in a San Antonio area high school. Emily co-supplied the sex, while fully supplying the booze and Xanax to go with.

Hot Texas Mom Ditches Kids for Myrtle Beach Trip

Any news story that begins with 28-year old single mom of 5 young kids isn’t going to end well. If nobody dies, you’re fortunate.

Chrystal Walraven has become insta-famous for being the latest good looking mom of far too many children by multiple men to ditch her little kids for a solo trip. Whether this was a vacay or a job hunting trip depends on whom you believe, and in either case doesn’t affect the legal charges.

Walraven Needed to Get Away

I don’t care how mature you felt at 10 or 12, there’s no way you were mature enough to full-time babysit a 6 year old, a 4 year old, and a 15-month old on your own. But Round Rock, Texas mom, Chrystal Walraven’s two young boys were tasked with just that.

This incident occurred last summer, although Walraven was not arrested until this past month after a lengthy police investigation.

According to police reports, Walraven left her five children on August 25th because she “needed to get away with all that was going on”. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina was her destination. There she stayed with somebody being described only as a “male friend”.

Police were alerted to check on the kids on August 29th, when the principal of the local elementary school learned that a young male student was complaining about being super tired from staying up all night changing diapers.

A Series of Other Adults Let Down the Kids

A couple months before her summer get-away, Chrystal Walraven appears to have been left by her most recent husband and baby-daddy of her youngest child. However, according to reports, she asked another former husband and baby daddy of one of her other children to look after the five kids while she was gone.

Chrystal Walraven and Chris Walraven in happier times,
for however many weeks that lasted.

Based on interviews with that father, it appears he brought the five children lunch on August 25, 26, and 27. Why he stopped coming or why he thought it was cool to leave five kids there after packing up lunch at the apartment is anybody’s guess.

Which leads us to the neighbor lady that was apparently also asked by Walraven to look after her kids. That lady seemed to have dinner duty of some kind, including feeding the kids dinner just the night before the police arrived on August 29th. According to this neighbor lady, she senses something was amiss, what with her great detective nose, but she believed the ex-husband number two had primary care of the kids.

In short, ex-husband number two believed the neighbor lady was in charge; neighbor lady believed this hump was in charge, and the kids were largely left alone most of the time. Presume Walraven conned each into taking the gig by assuring them the other would be doing most of the work.

Police Found a Filthy Apartment Upon Arrival

When police arrived at the home, prior to Family Protective Services, they claim the residence smelled like feces and soiled diaper hell, there were stains all over the floor, and flies in the kitchen. Perhaps most frightening of all, police found the 15-month old in her crib under a blanket and what they thought was non-responsive. They gave the little one a solid shove and she took a breath and appeared to be okay.

FPS was immediately called to the scene to handle the children.

Chrystal Walraven seems to love adorable selfies
What’s a single mom of five young kids to do but smile?

Naturally, both ex-husband number two and neighbor lady, when interviewed, claimed they didn’t notice the intense grossness in the house. Other neighborsnoted the kids playing outside until midnight, but figured mom was just working hard. I’m not even sure what that means, unless she’s a hooker who works the stroll late evenings.

When soon to be latest ex-husband was contacted by authorities, he claimed he was told by Chrystal Walraven that the neighbor would be watching his kid and the four others while she took a short trip.

Walraven’s Side Comes Out

Chrystal Walraven claimed in a media interview that she had intended to return on August 28th, even though she couldn’t ultimately make this happen due to travel snafus until August 30th, or five days after she’d left her kids.

Walraven also claims that her visit to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, was to look for work, even though she copped to visiting the beach and other tourist attractions; and yes, to staying with that “male friend”.

Inside Edition was all over the Riverside, CA mom who
intentionally ditched her two-year old daughter in a grocery store

Walraven is insisting that she believed she has set up care arrangements for her five little kids, this multi-layered wall of babysitting protection. How was she to know her ingenious plan would fail. After all, she was communicating with her older boys via Facebook Messenger almost nightly.

To the credit of the two boys, they were holding the bag valiantly. They were never going to tell, and even when police arrived, they assured them they had everything under control.

Hot Texas Mom Charged

Following what turned out to be a six month investigation, Chrystal Walraven was charged with two counts of abandoning or endangering a child. Why only two counts remains unclear, but each charge is a felony with a penalty of one to ten years in prison.

The five kids were initially placed in the foster care system after their mother’s arrest, but are now residing with that ex-husband who is also the father of one of them. God bless America.

There’s probably a moral tale in this story somewhere, though the one that keeps coming to my mind is, don’t make yet another baby with a young woman overflowing with somebody else’s children, no matter how attractive she is.

The Chrystal Walraven Case Mirrors That of Erin Macke

In the summer of 2017, Iowa hot mom, Erin Macke, 30, left her 12-year old twins, an eight year old, and a seven year old behind while she took a dream 10-day vacation to Germany.

Erin Macke waited six full days before retuning from Germany to her kids in Iowa
even after learning that police had been called in to her home.

In that case too there seemed to be multiple baby-daddies. One of the kids in the home called their father and alerted him that mom had left them for a European vacation, and her alerted authorities.

Before Macke could learn of the back-home warrant for her arrest, she had already begun posting Instagram selfies of her fun time in Germany. Oops.

Before the judge at her sentencing, Macke claimed her intentions were earnest and innocent, and apparently the judge concurred as he hit her with zero jail time, merely two years probation.

Bottom’s Up Bikini Baristas Driven Out of California Town

Bottom's Up Espresso sells coffee, with bikini style.

It’s hard to say who was the first businessperson to come up with the model: let’s do exactly what everybody else is doing, but hire hot girls in skimpy outfits to do it.

Hooters obviously comes to mind. Southwest Airlines did the same in Texas decades ago. In the HBO show, The Deuce, John Franco plays a rundown midtown 1972 Manhattan bar manager whose genius strategy is to put his waitresses in tight leotards. Hint: it works.

Remember the Harlem Shake challenge? Here it is sexy bikini barista style

Perhaps this isn’t so much an issue of who came up with the idea first, as much as, who was able to get away with it first, without police raids, legal rousting, and protest marches outside your doors.

Bottom’s Up Espresso Did Just This With Your Morning Coffee

There’s no doubt that coffee has become a big business in the U.S. and numerous other consumer rich countries. What used to be a cup of Joe for 25-cents at a convenience store, donut shop, or fast food restaurant, suddenly became a four dollar cup of coffee with some whipped milk and sugar products. Now that’s real money.

Bottom’s Up Espresso took that, “Let’s be Starbucks, but in our stores we’ll…” fill-in-the-blank mission statement, and filled it in with hot baristas in bikinis.

Started in Modesto, California in 2011, Bottom’s Up Espresso has slowly been opening outlets around the less sexy parts of state, away from the coastal regions. And when you’re in the less sexy parts, sex really sells.

American Canyon Wanted No Part In This “Adult” Business.

You’ve probably never heard of American Canyon, California. I lived 30 miles away from American Canyon for numerous years, and I never heard of American Canyon. It’s a town due South of Napa, since you’ve at least heard of Napa.

The City Council of American Canyon, after Bottom’s Up Espresso initially received approval to move in, overrode the decision by determining that the dress of the baristas would categorize the coffee shop as an adult business. That seems silly to any man who’s ever been to an actual adult business, I’m looking at all of you, but apparently the city code defines it by how the employees dress:

the city’s municipal code [also] requires workers to cover specific “anatomical areas” of the body, including the buttocks, the pubic area, and the breasts below the areola. Otherwise, it may be classified as an adult-entertainment establishment.


Bottom’s Up Espresso CEO, Nate Wilson, expressed his dismay at the location reversal, citing that rather tired trope that his employees don’t show any more than your typical young lady at the beach these days. That’s one of those statements that’s perfectly true, but runs afoul of the contextually relevant test. As a for instance, try that excuse at your job when you show up in just a thong.

Bottom’s Up Espresso Surrendered

Wilson was quick to note that his bikini barista coffee company could easily take the city of American Canyon to court over the issue and win. But, because he loves America, and doesn’t want to cost local taxpayers court costs, he’s simply going to give up the ghost on this location. The veracity of that previous statement isn’t entirely provable, but it sounds good when people say stuff like that in public standing in front of an American flag green screen image.

Of course, the reaction to running the bikini coffee girls out of town has been mixed. As in, most every woman asked says, great, and most every guy asked says, damnit.

Even Bottom’s Up Espresso’s co-founder, Alexandra Green, exudes the company sexy.

You do have to wonder if, even the sexy women lovers among us, so, all of us, aren’t better off keeping our lurid leering needs separate from our food and beverage expenditures.

As a for instance, the food at Hooter’s isn’t particularly good by any measure, the beer is often flat, and it’s generally a horrible place to watch a game. Yet, we go. Wouldn’t we perhaps be better off enjoying better food, at a better sports bra, from a perfectly efficient waiter named Steve, then after the game visiting the boob-bar next door for pleasures of the Id?

These are the questions that keep me up at night. Along with the unnecessary number of coffees I’d purchase from a place like Bottom’s Up Espresso merely because I think I’m getting somewhere with the bikini barista who remembers my order.

Woman Busted at Kalahari Resorts for Hot Tub Sex

For those not familiar, Sandusky, Ohio, near the Lake, is home to the not incredibly famous Kalahari Resorts hotel and indoor waterpark. The amusement fare attracts largely family crowds with children; but the unusually African-themed resort has some 21 and over features for the grown ups.

Take for instance, the outdoor hot tub. Err, the indoor, outdoor hot tub, as you need to shimmy into the indoor portion to obtain cocktails. There’s a wooden African safari themed fence around the tub to let you know it’s for adults enjoying bawdy conversation, cocktails, and, this week, a couple having sex.

Taylor Coats and Her Boyfriend Were Spotted by a Lifeguard

This was only around 8pm in the evening when a lifeguard confronted Taylor Coats, 22, and her assumed boyfriend, at least for that moment, Kamden Mack, 25, in the hot tub. According to the lifeguard’s report, the pair were humping in Kalahari hot springs. Somebody forgot to read the rules.

One of the steamy hot tubs at the Kalahari Resorts: check the pH balance please.

This bone-and-boil incident in all likelihood could’ve ended peacefully, but apparently the male subject became irate at the lifeguard when asked to desist. Perhaps this is the one part of the story to which you can emotionally relate. Especially if Coats wasn’t his regular girlfriend, but somebody he’d just met on early evening safari hunting.

That’s when the lifeguard at the resort called the cops.

No Shtupping in the Kalahari Hot Tub

Sandusky PD arrived to deal with the angry boyfriend. These cops wanted none of this. They handed Coats and Mack (sounds like an ABC TV cop show) back to resort security. And as the cops were leaving, Mack ran away. So the cops ran after him as cops tend to do.

If you’re looking for a cliche African-safari themed resort and waterpark on the shore in Ohio, Kalahari Resorts is your place.

Mack was tackled down and put in the back of the squad car, wherein he lurched from the car and tries to escape again. Another tackle. Presume he’s in his bathing suit at this point. Not to mention the coitus interruptus issue.

Taylor Coats got the wise idea to make a break herself. Though she fled back to her hotel room, which made it remarkably easy to find her.

We believe the photo on the left to be a Facebook selfie of Taylor Coasts from freshman year of high school. Kids, stay away from drugs and alcohol.

Coats was charged with misdemeanor persistent disorderly conduct. Maybe that means she was enjoying herself. Also, criminal trespassing, an odd charge for a hotel guest using the hotel hot tub. Mack was handed the same charges, but also a felony escaping charge for making Sandusky cops chase him twice, and tackle him twice. Some people never learn.

Hot Tub Sex Isn’t For the Faint of Heart

This Canadian couple, albeit an 18-year old guy and 42-year old woman, became YouTube famous when caught on surveillance cameras acting robbery-sketchy in somebody’s backyard, before taking to their hot tub to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh.

They were both identified later on and prosecuted for their crimes. Though it’s Canada, so the punishment had something to do with a waffle-eating contest.

Lowell High School Cheerleading Coach Arrested for Producing Child Pornography


In a story that deserved far more attention this past month, a 22-year old Lowell High School, Michigan part-time cheerleading coach was arrested in connection to producing and transmitting child porn to a man in Canada. Specifically, the imagery involved images of a naked male infant.

With the court case now headed to the Federal grand jury, there’s still little explanation as to what would drive Madalynne Iteen, a former Lowell High School graduate herself, to engage in such disturbing behavior.

Madalynne Iteen Couldn’t Appear More Wholesome

To visit Madalynne Iteen’s social media accounts is to enter a world of a socially active and optimistic cheerleading instructor, an active young woman with tons of friends, and but the most complimentary mentions of wanting to express herself through photography.

Photography ideas won’t stop brewing in my head! I have so many exciting photo shoots planned and I can not wait to get my ideas into a photograph.

– Madalynne Iteen on Facebook

Herein lies the trouble with social media accounts. Save for those cry-for-help teens hellbent on violence, they merely provide a further masking of the true nature of individuals. For God’s sake, Madalynne Iteen spearheaded a petition to get the Governor of Michigan to sign a No-Leaving-Pets-in-Cars law. She got 10,000 signatures. She’s got thousands of social media friends.

Iteen Caught in Child Porn Sting in Canada

Ontario Police arrested a suspect in a child porn possession last month. They kept his email account open to see what might come in. On February 6th they received an email with a link to photographs depicting pornographic images of a male infant.

Canadian investigators dug up the sender’s ID as Madalynne Iteen, the cheerleading coach at Lowell High School. The photos were dated from last summer. They passed the information along to the Department of Homeland Security in the U.S. who enacted Iteen’s arrest at her home in Lowell.

Charges have yet to be fully delineated. Presume they are intense and serious with decades of prison time possible.

Madalynne Iteem Also Worked at the Lowell YMCA

As if being around high school students wasn’t bad enough, Iteen also worked in before and after school programs at the local YMCA. It’s unclear what aged children she assisted there.

Iteen was responsible for coaching the JV team at Lowell High School.

Imagine parents in the area are reeling. An alleged child porn producer in their midsts and not a soul could’ve suspected it. Both the school and the YMCA assured parents in letters that nobody from these locations was involved in the photographs. Cold comfort perhaps

According to court documents, Madalynne Iteen confessed to producing the photographs at her residence last summer. No word yet on the relationship to the infant, or whether she’s recanted her confession now that court proceedings are underway.

It’s Far Rarer for Women to Be Involved in Producing Child Porn

Most of the cases we cover where women have been arrested for child pornography, it’s been for receiving explicit photos of teen boys or girls with whom they are having sexual affairs. Not the Jared from Subway variety of basement photo shoots.

However, there have been some cases before where we’ve seen such arrests:

Katja Goen Zielke made some very poor decisions to please a new boyfriend.

Jessica Cunnington, a budtender in Spokane, was arrested for taking obscene photos of her own young daughters to share with a very creepy man on Kik.

In New York, Megan McDonald was arrested for having sent explicit photos of very young children to a man himself arrested for grooming a 12-year old girl online.

And in Florida, very attractive Wells Fargo loan officer, Katja Goen Zielke, was busted when her fancy new boyfriend convinced her to send him photos of her preteen girls taking showers. She complied. Why, we may never know.

Crazy! Special Ed Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With Middle School Boy 100 Times

It was less than two months ago when we reported on the rather serious arrest of Michigan middle school special ed teacher, Heather Winfield. Winfield stood accused of having had sexual relations with both a boy believed to be 11, and a boy believed to be 12 or 13.

What we know now is that those charges referred to the very same boy, with an alleged sexual relationship lasting two years. The charges themselves change when the victim is 12 and under, then agains when 13 to 15. And according to the star witness, the boy himself, now 14, he and Heather Winfield had sex 100 times.

Heather Winfield Denied All Charges at the Time of Her Arrest

Upon her arrest on multiple felony sex crimes, Heather Winfield expressed through her attorneys her total innocence. The severity of the crimes meant that Winfield is looking at up to life in prison.

This past week, following a pre-trial examination, the now former Thunder Bay Junior High School special education teacher, was ordered to stand trial based on sufficient evidence to proceed.

Less than a year ago, Thunder Bay Junior High was in the news
for a bomb threat posted in the girls bathroom.

Winfield’s attorney had urged the judge to drop the case due to lack of physical evidence and due to the credibility issues with the boy victim, who testified during these proceedings. In particular, the boy had told police originally that he and Winfield frequently had sex around Winfield’s house and visited numerous area hotels since he was 11-years old and had had sex “1,000 times”. Later, he changed that to merely 100 times.

That discrepancy could indicate the child is being fantastical. Or it could indicate a pre-pubescent boy engaged in a multiyear, rampant sexual fling with an older married teacher who has under-formed executive functioning and memory. The judge seemed to go for the latter.

Winfield Faces an Uphill Battle

Winfield’s team is contending lack of physical evidence in the case. Though Winfield was also charged with “using a computer to commit a crime”. A rather vague charge that may indicate there are digital communications of some kind between the two.

As I always caution, without these digital trails, who’s to say who’s telling the truth? Maybe the boy is fibbing to get attention, or to hurt a teacher he doesn’t like. Though you’d imagine that if they visited dozens of motels in the area for statutory rape afternoon delights, there’d be some extensive amount of billing records to indicate such.

Heather Winfield was a teacher, is a wife and a mom to three.

Even if Winfield paid in cash, interview local motel owners asking if they remember this grown teacher woman coming into the motel with an eager looking boy wrapped in a bow. Not to mention, Winfield is a wife and a mom, so somebody must’ve noted her extensive absences during non-work hours. I can’t grab a beer for more than 20 minutes with a friend without a “where are U?” check in from the wife.

The Young Lovers of These Female Teachers Are Often Quite Young

While the majority of the cases we’ve track involved high school teachers with teenaged, typically upperclassman boys, there certainly have been some shockingly young ages for some of these alleged teacher sex crimes:

Teaching assistant and mom, Jessica Jewel Benton, was taken downtown for sexual relations with an 11-year old male student in Texas.

Brittany Zamora was not long married before taking up with her 13-year old student.

Katherine R. Gonzalez, a Milwaukee elementary school teacher, received five years in prison for feeling up her fifth grade male student while the two watched Deadpool at her house

South Carolina middle school basketball coach, Allison Leigh Chilton, has a lesbian romance with a 12-year old girl at the school.

And of course, infamous Arizona middle school teacher, Brittany Zamora, chose a lover she wanted to spend the day with having sex who was the ripe age of 13.

Female Teacher Arrested for Nude Snapchats Resigns

Back in January, Altoona, Pennsylvania Special Ed teacher, Holly Metzler, 46, was arrested for sending explicit photos and a video to an underaged student at her high school.

While her next court date isn’t for a few days, Metzler removed herself from administrative leave status at Altoona Area High School this week and turned in her resignation. You might see this as a precursor to how her criminal sex case is about to unfold.

Holly Metzler Originally Denied the Charges

Here’s the thing about being a grown woman sending naked photos, let alone videos of yourself to a seventeen year old boy — he’s going to show them to his buddies. 100% or higher probability.

Holly Metzler, hot older teacher, not so wise in the digital evidence department

It may be that people above a certain age simply don’t understand the digital world, or buy into the hype that Snapchat somehow erases all imagery sent after its viewed by the intended party. It’s complicated, and it doesn’t.

One of this kid’s friends, or angry girlfriends perhaps, tipped off that local police that Holly Metzler and her 17-year old student were up to something untoward. Cops interviewed both Metzler and the boy who both denied any inappropriate contact. That was technically true.

They Would’ve Got Away With It If Not For Those Darned Kids

Shortly after their denials, police somehow got to friends of the boy who copped to seeing the nude photos and video of Holly Metzler on their buddy’s Snapchat.

Police went back to examine the kid’s phone and found two explicit photos and one explicit video that the student identified as Metzler.

A solid video explaining how Snapchat doesn’t really delete your Snaps

The student continued to insist the pair had never done anything physical. Which is one of those lovelorn admissions. Maybe he confessed it with a huge sigh. Either way, cops believed him, and Metzler as to that count.

Either way, Metzler was arrested on charges related to corruption of a minor and some other unlawful bits. The boy never sent anything racy back so she avoided those dreaded child porn elements.

Holly Metzler: Gone But Not Forgotten

You’d think a grown woman with a college education and twenty years teaching experience would have the wisdom to know not to send nudes to a student of hers, let alone an underaged student.

In the very least, understand, you could have discreet sex six ways to Sunday with this new young love of your life and there’d never be evidence to convict. But one naked selfie sent via Snapchat and you’re toast. Chalk this up to the heart, and other bodily organs, overtaking the brain.

Altoona Area High School is one of those hold school, square brick schools,
soon to be renovated

Metzler was put on administrative leave when the story first broke in January, but anticipate her resignation means she’ll be pleading out to some guilty deal very shortly. Imagine the penalty won’t be super stiff, yet, she’s a highly experienced Special Ed instructor who can now never teach again. Everybody loses.

Special Ed Teachers Not Immune To These Sex Cases

Holly Metzler Isn’t the First Special Ed Teacher Caught Up in a Sex Scandal

Alexandra Culhane, a New York special ed teacher was arrested for having sex with a 15-year old student in the park

Alexandra Culhane, took her underaged boyfriend to the park for nookie

Philadelphia special ed teacher, Stephanie Amato, slept with an eighth grade boy from the special ed program.

Who can forget Connecticut special ed teacher, Laura Ramos, who had sex with two boys from school, including one in the electrical room of a local restaurant?

Highly decorated Texas special ed teacher, Rebecca Goerdel, was busted in the Lone Star State for engaging in sex acts with her student.

And many more…

Female Teacher Arrested in Kentucky For Abuse of Girl in the Woods

There’s no greater height of public achievement for a school teacher than to appear in one of those local newspaper photos for winning some kind of teachers award or receiving a grant for excellence. In the case of first grade teacher, Ty Stinespring, a $600 grant from the County to improve science in her Harrison East Elementary School in Ohio.

That was last November. This March, how the mighty have fallen, into criminal pursuits. Ty Stinespring, 45, was arrested in Kentucky for her role in criminal abusing a juvenile female at a remote location in the woods.

Wicked Family in the Woods of Kentucky

Not a ton is known about what happened in those woods. We do know an underaged girl showed up at another home in the vicinity early in the morning asking for help. The girl claimed she had been held at at a small residence along the isolated Lytten Road area in Elliot County and had escaped the evening before.

Law enforcement officers from the State Troopers, County Sheriff’s, and Fish and Wildlife, located that Lytten Road location and came upon Ty Stinespring, her husband, Ronald Stinespring, 48, an older boy, Devon Stinespring, and an older girl, Desi Stinespring. Ronald appears to be the adopted father of the kids.

Save your Kentucky jokes, this family appears to be from nearby Ohio

The reception was not pleasant. Both Ronald and Devon were charged with menacing and resisting arrest and evading. Meaning, they threatened the hell out of the cops. And everybody there carries hunting rifles. Imagine that standoff.

Everybody Got Arrested, the Whole Family

It appears the runaway girl was either another adopted daughter or a foster daughter. Authorities found enough evidence to arrest Ty Stinespring and her blessed family all on charges related to abuse of the girl. Ronald was charged with the full criminal abuse, while the others were hit with complicity in Ronald’s abuse.

Who could ever forget that crazy story about the blue people of Kentucky?

Ronald was also charged with multiple hunting offenses for whatever bloody out-of-season game they found in the cabin. Also for fleeing the arrest scene because that’s the final mark of a total loser.

No Word Yet on Ty Stinespring’s Outcome

No word yet on what the consequences are to Ty Stinespring in relation to being the mom of a horrible backwoods family that abuses their children. But assume it’s not a solid move for your teaching career. She bonded out of prison on a no-cash bail.

As for that grant she received to improve science in her 1st grade classroom, you hope maybe some will go into the science of background checks on teachers.

Kentucky Has Its Share of Bad Women

Ramsey Carpenter Bearse during her pageant winning days

It seems like but three months ago that former Miss Kentucky, Ramsey Carpenter, sent topless photos of her award winning chest to a 15-year old student at the school where she now teaches.

The boy’s parents found the photos on his phone. Based on the outraged reaction and the phone call to the police, surmise that it was the mom who discovered the topless pictures, not dad. That’s sexist. Also, true.

Bikini Mom Offers ‘Services’ in Lieu of Insurance Information after Car Accident

Carrie Lee Head is in trouble for allegedly hit-and-run and driving while intoxicated for leaving the scene of a minor car accident at the Southern Trace Plaza shopping center in The Villages, Florida.

This story might be any old story of a drunk lady ditching a guy trying to exchange insurance information after a shopping area accident, except for the fact of what Head was wearing, and what the other drive claims Head offered in lieu of her State Farm digits.

Carrie Lee Head Struck a Car With Her Van

According to the police reports, a motorist reported that Carrie Lee Head struck his car with her van in the Southern Trace Plaza shopping villages. The two cars pulled into the Circle K convenience store parking lot to exchange information.

That’s when the motorist claims that Carrie Lee Head exited her van in merely a bikini and seemingly intoxicated. When he asked Head for her insurance information, she admitted she had none, and offered to give the man “services” in exchange for the damage to his car.

Now, it’s possible she meant free oil changes for life, or even a bikini car wash, but the fact that “services” is in quotes in the arrest report would lead one to believe somebody prudish in law enforcement doesn’t like the word fellatio. Nor the once in a lifetime chance to pen, “that’s when suspect Head offered head to the other motorist”.

The Second Motorist Turned Down the Generous Offer

For whatever reason, likely good morals, the motorist turned down Carrie Lee Head’s offer. He told her he was calling law enforcement and Head skedaddled away in her van.

Who can forget Angry Bikini Girl beating on a truck in a parking lot?

As you might imagine, a dutiful man who turns down sex from a young blonde woman might also be the kind to write down license plates. The motorist turned that information over to the cops who tracked down Head at her home, in the backyard, still in her bikini. That’s a giveaway.

Police noted that Head appeared intoxicated. She failed a field sobriety test. When she refused a breath test, as you really should, she was arrested for drunk driving and for the hit-and-run portion of the evening.

Carrie Lee Head Was Arrested Just Two Months Ago

This past December, Carrie Lee Head was arrested for battery in an altercation with her sister at her home. The two, both later suspected to be drunk, pulled each other’s hair and shoved and and screamed at each other in the garage.

Carrie Lee Head, Mugshot,
Sumter County, December 2018

Head’s sister called the cops claiming that her sister had struck her. Carrie Lee Head denied the charges. Imagine the head shaking of the local police arriving to this scene. The kind of moment you expect to see on Cops, the TV show.

According to reports the sisters were arguing over who would watch the kids in the home that night. The only winner here seems to be the alcoholic beverage makers of America. It’s so hard to resist.

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