The most amazing part of this otherwise feminist-protest story may be the fact that there are sandy beaches in Minnesota. Who knew?
Here’s how the casting for MTV reality shows goes, approximately, or exactly. Are you a woman in your 20’s, do you drink heavily, make poor decisions, and have fake breasts and passable looks? You’re hired!
In England, a barista on a U.K. flight to Turkey waited about an hour into the flight, you know that time when you’ve just found a way to make your legs comfortable in a functional Chinese midget acrobats cube, to burst into a frenzy.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we set about to settle our scores with our spouses by setting them up for child porn possession arrests.
That sinking feeling when you’re aiming your gun at the a-hole who just cut you off in the other car and you accidentally shoot your own husband next to you …
The blonde oft-bikini clad social media sharer and fairly recent University of Kentucky grad was booked on a DUI, with more charges possible, after speeding through a red at 3 am and plowing into an Acura. For whatever reason, a family of six was out at that hour this past very early Friday morning, with four grade-school kids in the back.
We will never have another Greatest Generation. Not that today’s teens and young 20-somethings are intellectually inferior to their similar demographic of yore, they are simply driven by an entire ludicrous set of self-attention principles. Social media is responsible for driving that lesser angel characteristic through the roof.
We covered the arrest of Brynn Larsen this past Spring. The 29-year-old teacher at a Catholic School in the Green Bay, Wisconsin area this past year, was arrested on charges she’d had a rather developed sexual relationship five years earlier with a then 15-year old female student.
Jillian Reynolds, 41, a high school teacher in Pinehurst, North Carolina, through her attorney, is vehemently denying she had sexual relations with a teen boy at her school, as charged and arrested. I did not have sex with that teen boy. It’s funny if you say the former with a Clinton accent.
Over a year ago when middle-school teacher Alexis Mashak, 29, was arrested in Sparta, Wisconsin for a rather prolific sexual relationship with a 17-year old boy, I predicted, “Expect a plea deal forthcoming that will end Mashak’s future teaching career and put her on a rather unenviable list.”
If you’re big into the superstars of how to put on make-up on YouTube, you probably know Jaclyn Hill. Err, it’s called the “beauty industry” because make-up sounds like something teen girls put on to look grown-up and beauty industry sounds like something grown women pay billions for with the purchasing sensibility of a teen girl.
Apparently, there’s a law in Florida that you can’t get back at your boyfriend by snagging his credit card and charging a five-grand tip at a local eatery. Weird state.
Multiple websites are now running with the Katharine McPhee topless honeymoon photos which likely weren’t leaked as much as trying to be sold or secretly sold to celebrity outlets.
Shannon Griffin, 49, a kindergarten teacher at the K-12 Jordan Baptist School southwest of Chicago, was arrested for sexual relations with a junior at the small high school portion of the school. There are only 100 kids in total, K-12, not a great place to keep secrets. (The actual number is hard to find since Jordan Baptist seems to be suffering a coincidental outage of their website today.)
Louise Porton, 23, what the papers are calling an “aspiring model” because she uploaded some modeling shots online, is accused of killing her 3-year old daughter and 16-month old daughter, only weeks apart, for the specific purpose of being free and clear to live the cruising single woman life.
Rachel Medlin, a Grass Valley ne’er-do-well, made an appearance on the show that reveals the true inner workings of the Sacramento County, California women’s prisons. Hint: it’s hard for the ladies, almost none of whom were asked to the prom.
Kathryn Patten, 34, was taken down at Dwight High School in Dwight Township, Illinois, charged with having sexual relations with a high school student under her institutional supervision. Meaning, she was a teacher and he was a teen male student and they did the nasty. That’s a criminal no-no. All allegedly, of course.
In yet another public arrest, Makenzie Johnson, a Des Moines, Iowa middle school teacher was charged with a bunch of unwanted molestation charges against a teen boy from her school. Given that it’s a middle school, assume that means younger teen, not an older teen.
Elizabeth Holmes, the allegedly incredibly crazy-corrupt former magical Founder of Theranos, was indicted a year ago now on multiple wire fraud counts related to making a super fake blood testing company and bilking the hell out of investors, not to mention numerous doctors and a few test patients.
Anytime a news story starts out with a 27-year old single mother of three, one child as old as 12, I’m pretty sure what follows will not be an inspiring happy ending. When that same individual is hanging out drinking at 4 am, that is most assuredly going to be an unkind conclusion.
Rankings are by their very nature, subjective, temporary, and typically pointlessly argued between adults who quickly turn into children. Having said that, the Brittany Zamora teacher-student sex scandal was probably the biggest of its genre in 2018.
You know the old story. Divorced mom of three teacher invites the strapping teen boy to her Home Economics classroom to help clap the erasers and ends up humping him on her desk. Pretty classic tale. Not quite Snow White, more Cinderella XXX.
You may recall the case of the Baggettas, the husband and wife teachers at different schools in Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania, who were mutually accused of carrying on a sexual affair with a 16-year old female student from husband Nick’s school.
A Texas high school substitute teacher was sacked after her school learned that she had posted a sex video online that contained footage she shot of herself at school. If …
Ann Arundel County, Maryland, substitute teacher, Alexis Boberg, 25, stands accused of grooming a teen boy at the Center of Applied Technologies North, a high school among several where Boberg subbed in the County.
As you might imagine, the personal actress profile page for Kassandra Leigh “Kasey” Moore, a.k.a., Kassandra Moore, is no longer active. Not after her arrest as a teacher in Bradenton, Florida for sending naughty Instagram DMs and having sex with a 15-year old boy in the park.
The arms of Lady Justice move fast in the State of Florida. It was but this past April when we reported that Suzanne Owen, a married 35-year old teacher at Evangelical Christian School was arrested for sexual battery of a teen boy. The boy’s precise age is not mentioned, but based on the charging, he’s between 12 and 18. At any number, in Florida, that’s a felony for teachers.
Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, a Melbourne, Florida area dental assistant and part-time masseuse and facial cleansing specialist (Hey, Mon, six jobs!) was taken into custody by the Indian Harbour Beach Police for beating the stuffing out of her boyfriend. His name is redacted. He’s the victim.
Gemma Brushett isn’t a bad person. And that’s not simple because she’s a blonde yoga-instructor who rates very highly in looks on the relative British women’s scale. But the events surrounding her civil court victory over the cyclist who ran into her seem dubious at best.
The rules of Instagram and Facebook posting are unclear. I don’t mean as to that Russian political, or random partisan or Alex Jones rants. The more important stuff — nudity. …