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Watch This Insane SUV Fight Go Down Over A Parking Spot

It went down in a parking lot of a coin laundromat and market located in South L.A. It was a fight for the ages, one which we now may view in the Coliseum of our Internet. It involved several women, two SUVs, one unfortunate fire hydrant and a prize that no one even claimed.

According to witnesses, the fight occurred on a Sunday. Two women were vying for the same parking spot. The fight began verbally, then became physical, as you can see in the video below. The slapping and yelling was one thing, but it all heated up when one of the women jumped into the driver’s seat of a white SUV and crashed into the open door of a gray SUV. But the gray SUV would be nobody’s bitch. The two female drivers began hosting their own deathmatch in the parking lot, ramming into one another with no concern for pedestrians or property. “Go home!” someone can be heard screaming uselessly into the common sense void.

The battle bled out into the nearby street, where the two vehicles collided once more. The driver of the white SUV took this as her cue to leave, clipping a fire hydrant and sending a geyser of precious, and not entirely abundant California water spurting into the air. The LAPD did not receive a report of the incident when it occurred, but is investigating now that they’ve seen the video. The fire hydrant has been fixed. The parking spot that started the whole thing was, apparently, forsaken.

The woman who hit the fire hydrant identified herself as Yaya Shabazz to NBC Los Angeles, and told them the same thing Suge Knight did when he ran over a dude (also in South L.A.): she was just trying to get away. Although Yaya might have something there, as video seems to show the other women ganging up on her as she cowered on the ground, prior to her getting in her car and forging a path of destruction.

Image: Mad Max/Warner Brothers

Teacher Allison Marchese Takes 3 Years for Blowing High School Football Player

Allison Marchese seemed way too young for a midlife crisis.

Not the Yearbook advisor! No! As if the profile of female teachers going down, literally and figuratively, on their high school aged boy student couldn’t get any more cliche. Allison Marchese taught English at Daniel Hand High School in Madison, Connecticut until the time she was busted for locking the door to her classroom with a seventeen year old from the varsity football team inside. Oral sex ensued. Ironically, the door locking part would be used against Marchese in court as a count of essentially imprisonment. You can’t help but feel that’s a stretch. Ask the boy leaning against the desk while Ms. Marchese went down on him if he felt trapped up against his will? Technically, you’re not allowed to ask him to comment.

Adding to the portrait of the modern American education system and the horny crazy female teacher’s role in it, Marchese attempted to seduce another boy at the school into her oral clutches. She texted him repeatedly with advances, including a photo of herself in a thong. I can’t believe I did K-12 without ever seeing one of my teachers in merely a thong. Talk about feeling cheated.

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Marchese’s husband is also an English teacher at the same school. You have to imagine this isn’t awkward for him in any way. Or her two small children who are now seeing mom copping a plea deal for three to four years in prison, a sex offender registration, and potentially being deported to her native nation of Canada after her incarceration. Try explaining to the kids why you’re moving to Nova Scotia because mommy loved herself some underaged man meat. Maybe substitute “we’ve always wanted to live in the super cold”.

Connecticut doesn’t mess around with their handling of teachers having sex with students, especially those not yet eighteen. Marchese had been facing up to life in prison and a complete confiscation of all of her cougar porn which you have to believe she keeps secret from her husband somewhere on a hard drive. Still, three years in state prison for a hummer of a person probably bigger than yourself, albeit only seventeen, seems somewhat excessive. Never should’ve locked the door. A couple states southward and you could’ve charged admission and been fine.

Ah, love is in the air. What’s a woman to do?

Former Tulsa Policewoman Betty Shelby Will Stand Trial For Manslaughter

Betty Shelby Will Stand Trial

Betty Shelby, the now ex-Tulsa policewoman who rose to national attention for fatally shooting an unarmed black man earlier this year, will stand trial for manslaughter, according to ABC News. The announcement comes by way of the Tulsa County District Attorney’s Office and was ordered by Judge Deborrah Ludi-Leitch on Tuesday, Nov. 29.

It was Sept. 16 when Shelby drew down on Terence Crutcher, who according to toxicology reports, was high on PCP. Shelby and her partner said they were fearful of Crutcher, but being fearful of someone, who has no weapon and is walking away from you with his hands in the air — as reports have indicated from other officers on the scene — isn’t typically justification for the use of deadly force.

Case in point, Shelby’s partner deployed a taser and hit Crutcher with it when he wasn’t responding to commands. Simultaneously, and unfortunately for the victim, Shelby forwent the less deadly option and simply shot him. Based on statements, the video footage that is available, and other evidence at the scene, the DA believes there is enough evidence to warrant a charge of first-degree manslaughter.

The DA believes that Shelby found herself in a situation she was not emotionally prepared for and, out of fear, overreacted. Yeah, probably putting it a bit lightly there. To her credit, Shelby surrendered to authorities a week after the shooting. Of course, with the story making national headlines, that might have been the safer bet.

Now what will all of this mean for Betty Shelby and her future? Well, she almost certainly will never wear a badge again (thankfully). Also, the minimum penalty within the state of Oklahoma for a conviction of first-degree manslaughter is four years in the state penitentiary. If sentencing were to happen in the next year, Shelby would only be 45 upon release. Shelby pleading guilty to the charge would almost certainly get her the minimum sentence, but more will be known for certain as the case develops. Still, four years as a disgraced cop with the most hardened criminals in the state? Not a good place to be in, but preferable to that of Crutcher and his family, I suppose.

(Featured Image: Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office)

Idiot Mom Tried To Treat Her Son’s Severe Infection With Tea And Oregano Oil

Perhaps you recall the story of a vegan mother who allegedly tried to feed her young son a strict diet of nuts and berries. The moron’s son developed a rash, which family members say cleared up after they started feeding him the kind of food that would be appropriate for a growing baby.

Today, we submit yet another idiot of the naturopath variety. Calgary mother Tamara Lovett, 47, essentially killed her son by being an idiot. She is charged with “failing to provide the necessaries of life and with criminal negligence” and her trial has just begun.

Ryan Lovett (Image: Provided Photo)
Ryan Lovett (Image: Provided Photo)

In 2013, her son Ryan, age 7, was suffering from a streptococcus infection as a result of meningitis and pneumonia. That’s a nasty cocktail right there, and anyone with half a brain would have taken their child to see a doctor, who would have likely prescribed him antibiotics. However, Tamara instead decided she would cure what ailed him with a not-at-all potent combination of dandelion tea and oregano. And guess what? He. Died. A young life snuffed out because his mother had the mental capacity of a bag of hammers. Allegedly.

A friend of Tamara’s who saw Ryan before his death told her she ought to take her son to a doctor, but she declined. The following day, she called 9-1-1 to tell them her son had stopped breathing. One of the paramedics who responded to the scene noted that Ryan’s body was “cold to the touch” and smothered in vomit. A doctor testified that every organ in the little boy’s body had begun to fail. Prosecutors say that Ryan had no birth certificate, and had never seen a doctor, not even once, in the short time he was alive. 

Image: Facebook

Jean Wilhite, Arrested Again For Animal Abuse, ‘Didn’t Have Money For Vet’

Jean Wilhite Arrested

Jean Wilhite, a Florida woman, has been arrested again on charges of animal cruelty after the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office discovered an emaciated horse with a large laceration on its leg. The 50-year-old’s rap sheet includes drug charges — more on that in a bit — as well as another count of animal cruelty where dogs and rabbits were being kept in “unlivable” conditions without sufficient food or water.

Wilhite’s horse offense stemmed from “not having enough money” to pay for a veterinarian, according to News4Jax, begging the question of how she had the money to own the horse in the first place. After all, with dogs, it’s easy enough to pick up a stray, but you don’t normally see a shetland roaming the dumpsters looking for food.

Also clouding the poor-pitiful-me defense is the fact that Wilhite has, on past occasions, been arrested for dealing in synthetic drugs — a charge to which she pled guilty. Not long after that, her home was condemned by the city of Jacksonville through a specific process that deems a home unfit based on “rampant drug use or unlivable conditions,” the news site notes.

Despite that, one person has gone to bat for Wilhite — the person on whose land the horse was discovered, a Suzanne Pagonis, who said the horse’s cut “was nothing” and that it “had penicillin and everything.” Pagonis also said the incident had been “blown out of proportion” and Wilhite “shouldn’t have been arrested.”

Whether the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office is witch-hunting Wilhite on this charge or not, one cannot help but be reminded of this key scene from Jim Carrey’s Liar, Liar. Basically, if one wishes to stay out of trouble…

Anyhoo, the neighbors are breathing a sigh of relief in the wake of Wilhite’s removal from her home, remarking that they didn’t feel safe sending their kids to play outside as “deals” were being conducted in the front yard, and by “deals,” we mean drugs. Hard to see the neighborhood throwing a going-away party for that.

Nevertheless, wherever there is an idiot who tortures/neglects animals and does other nefarious things to stay in front of the law, there will also be some idiot there to make excuses.

(Featured Image: Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office)

White Trump Supporter Goes On Rant About Discrimination In A Michaels Store

This next woman makes me embarrassed for the entire human race. Watch in horror as this cretin, tentatively identified by the Internet as Jennifer Boyle, goes on an insane diatribe at an arts & craft store. And you thought scrapbooking was supposed to be relaxing.

The incident takes place in a Chicago area Michaels store. The woman in question is utterly insufferable as the video, taken by bystander Jessie Grady, begins. She screams, “I voted for Trump! And you’re going kick me out for that? And look who won? Look who won!”

Now this whole scene apparently began over a reusable bag that cost $1. The store was out of disposable bags that would have accommodated Jennifer’s items, so the clerk, who is black, offered to sell her a reusable one. For a dollar. Jennifer apparently assumed she was only being upsold this very expensive bag because she was a white Trump supporter. How anyone knew who she voted for in the recent election is anyone’s guess. She’s dressed like your average basic bitch in a puffy coat, a scarf and boots—none of which say, “I voted for Donald Trump.” (Nothing against basic bitches, of course, who we’re sure are mostly lovely.) According to her screeching, a Michael’s employee muttered her assumed party affiliation under her breath, but no one else seems to have heard it.

Jennifer spends the next several minutes parading about the store and going on about how she is being discriminated against. Jessie told reporters that she whipped out her phone and started taking video because she didn’t want it to just be the raging woman’s word against that of the employees. At one point, Jennifer confronts Jessie about filming her, accuses her child of stealing from the store, and tells her to “go home to your husband who’s cheating on you.” When she finally leaves, she is heard reporting her discrimination to someone on the phone, possibly the police. Police said that they did receive a call about the incident, but that no report was filed as the woman had left the area by the time they arrived.

Meanwhile, Jessie put a GoFundMe together for the manager of the store, who had to deal with Jennifer the most. It has since raised $27,368—far beyond Jessie’s original goal of $400—to help the manager have a happy holidays with her three children.

It is alleged that this is not the first time this “Jennifer,” if that is her real name, has had a complete meltdown. Another video was taken at a Peets Coffee in the Boystown neighborhood of Chicago. Though it’s hard to prove that these two women are the same, they sure sound the same. In the earlier video, the woman screams at a presumably gay employee that he’s not safe just because he’s in Boystown and brags about making $90,000 a year. Poor “discriminated against” Jennifer probably hasn’t realized that her greatest torment is to come: Internet excoriation.

Image: YouTube

The Mysterious Case of Busty Blond Sherri Papini (Kidnap or Hoax?)

Not so mysterious. There are only two options. Either this young blond mother from Northern Central California was abducted while jogging and released suddenly three weeks later beaten and shorn by the side of the road, or Sherri Papini is lying and was up to something staged for attention or other illicit purpose.

The Sheriff in the area has announced they’re standing by Sherri Papini’s account of kidnapping at the hands of two Hispanic women in a black SUV earlier this month. According to Papini’s own statements taken after she re-surfaced, she was kidnapped during her mid-morning job, tied up somewhere, beaten, and released without warning in the middle of the night on the side of the road 150 miles away three weeks later. Papini seems short on details of her captors or location or precise regimen of her imprisonment. Which could point to fabrication. Or to the fact she was kidnapped, beaten, and chained up for three weeks. That will tend to cloud the normal workings of the mind.

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Sherri’s husband Keith has maintained from the time of her disappearance through her return that she was a responsible mother and wife who would never have done anything crazy or planned as is being insinuated heavily on the Internet. Yes, statistically, it is extremely rare for a jogging mom to be kidnapped by two Hispanic women, tortured for three weeks of captivity, and then released back to her family, without any hint of ransom or explanation. In fact, nobody can think of anything similar. Adding fuel to the “maybe she’s got a boyfriend or some big reality TV plans’ fire is the fact that Papini is rather striking in her looks and chesty in her appearance. Is this completely sexist? Yes. But super hard to shake. So is the fact that the family collected $50,000 on a GoFundMe page to support the search for Sherri. There was a reward. But nobody’s going to collect that now.

In another twist that neither proves or disproves Papini’s accounting of the case, it turns out Papini once made a lengthy blog post saying unkind things about Hispanics. If you’re unfamiliar with this more rural section of Northern California, it’s rife with neo-Nazis, mixed with Hispanic migrant workers, and a dash of meth labs on every corner. Could this perhaps provide motive for two Hispanic women to take Papini and beat the crap out of her until they grew tired of their sport? Or does it perhaps lend more rationale to why Papini may have chosen to name two Hispanic women as her abductors? More questions than answers. Such is the nature of kidnapped white supremacist hot blond moms returned in shackles to the side of a highway.

Rumors, assumptions, lies and hate have been both exhausting and disgusting. Those people should be ashamed of their malicious, subhuman behavior. We are not going to allow those people to take away our spirit, love or rejoice in our girl found alive and home where she belongs.

Keith Papini is calling out any any all doubters of his wife’s claims as gross and insensitive horrible people. Again, the precise thing you say if you’re being earnest. Or if you’re covering up something not quite right. Will the world ever know the truth? Bikini pictures wouldn’t hurt while we’re waiting. You know, Sherri, for the Motherland and all.

Woman Threw Cup Of Flaming Gasoline On Romantic Rival

Laurel Lee Sykes, 32, is a real firecracker. She was sentenced to 6 years for lighting a cup of gasoline on fire, and then tossing it on her romantic rival.

Golly, it’s always about the romantic rival, isn’t it? According to police, this incident happened on the afternoon of May 30 at an apartment building stairwell in Minnesota. Laurel and another, unidentified 28-year-old woman had been arguing all day over a man. Apparently, he’d been seeing them both. But rather than get mad at him or suggest an amicable threesome, Laurel seemed bent on violence. On that particular day, Laurel decided to take things to another level. She briefly left the argument, then returned with a gas can. She poured the gas into a paper cup, lit it ablaze, and tossed the contents on the victim.

(Image: Flickr)
(Image: Flickr)

The victim was able to race up the stairs and into a nearby apartment where she put herself out in the bathroom. She endured burst to her face, chest, arms, hands and her right leg. The burns were severe enough that police were not able to immediately talk to her after the incident.

Laurel made up a tale for officers that’s almost laughable, saying that the victim had grabbed a lit cigarette out her hand, and that when Laurel pushed her in indignation, she tripped and fell into a gas can. If officers had any inclination to buy Laurel’s bogus stories, there were several witnesses would could reporter otherwise, including the witness that helped her victim douse the flames.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: we just don’t get why ladies want to beat on one another over men.Whatever happened to sisterhood?

Photo: Ramsey County Sheriff’s Office

Mother Gets Community Service For Punching Daughter’s Bullies

For her role in bullying bullies, Katrina Hunt will serve 100 hours of community service. Katrina is a New Zealand mother who was fed up with her a bunch of alleged mean girls tormenting her daughter, and who decided to take matters into her own, capable hands.

Katrina’s 16-year-old daughter was being bullied. According to Katrina, there had been a group of about ten teens who participated in the bullying, with Katrina said made her daughter’s life utterly miserable for about a year. According to Katrina’s attorney, the girls had once all been friends, but once the friendship deteriorated, Katrina’s daughter became their target. They bullied her at school and through social media. In response to the abuse, the girl stopped hanging out with anyone and began to hurt herself. Katrina, who also has a 5-year-old special needs son, let the anger bottle inside her until one fateful day when, driving past a liquor store in Cambridge, she thought she saw some of the girls.

With her kids in the car, she parked, got out and confronted them. Katrina, who had no prior history of violence, transformed into a mother bear. She slapped one girl across the face, then punched another and tossed her to the ground.

Actual mother bear. (Image via Flicker)
Actual mother bear. (Image via Flicker)

Katrina’s attorney said she “deeply regretted” her actions and wished she could do it all again without the whole pulling over and attacking teenagers part. You know, a multiverse where she just kept on driving. The family has since moved away from the bullies and the scene of Katrina’s tiny rampage. Katrina told reporters that she’s happy to be elsewhere, though her daughter still receives harassment over social media.

My biggest fear though is that this will happen to another girl, someone who is not as strong as my daughter, and she will be tormented until she really does kill herself. That is my biggest fear.”

The judge in the case pointed out that there is no evidence that the girls Katrina attacked were bullies, but that fact was not part of the trial.

Image: A Liquorland store in Cambridge, NZ. Google Maps.

Woman Sentenced For Participating In Deadly Bar Fight

Laurie Henner has been sentenced for her role in stirring up a fight that ended in the death of a popular East Coast musician.

Laure Henner was out with her sister, Mandy Patch, and a few friends, drinking at Gary’s Sports Bar in Rochester, New Hampshire on the fateful night of January 31. These friends included Eric Langlais and Tammy Ledoux. Also at the bar that night was James Unfonak, 44, who was well-known as the drummer of a popular local band called Bang N Jane. Laurie claimed to police James was being rude to her friends, in particular, Tammy. Whatever this alleged rudeness was, it was enough that Laurie texted her sister saying that she intended to “fuck” James up at the end of the night.

James Unfonak (Image: Facebook)
James Unfonak (Image: Facebook)

Through Laurie, Mandy and Eric were removed from the, and despite the fact that a bouncer walked James to his car, James still wasn’t safe. Eric popped out and hit James in his side. When James whirled around and put his hands up, Eric slugged him in the jaw so hard that he fell to the ground, cracking his head on the cement. This blow would lead to James’ death.

Tammy would later tell police that Laurie made up the supposed drama, and that James had never said anything to her, let alone anything rude. James was not only well-known, but seemingly well-liked by his fellow community members.

Gary's Bar (Image: WMUR9)
Gary’s Bar (Image: WMUR9)

While Eric is awaiting manslaughter charges, Laurie will spend up to a year in jail for her role in the altercation. Laurie was not charged directly in James’ death, as she never touched him. However, because she and Eric both waited outside the bar for the same malevolent purpose, she was charged with felony rioting. In 2011, Laurie was charged with stabbing a man with a steak knife. It was not a particularly serious injury.

Image: Rochester PD

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