While most of our lascivious and quite criminal female teacher cases are high school educators, we are seeing more and more cases of middle school teacher going after quite young prey, boys on the cusp of manhood to be generous. Such is the case of Amy Nowaczyk, 25, an Omaha, Nebraska teacher at Morton’s Middle School, arrested this week on felony sexual assault charges for performing oral sex upon a boy of thirteen. She also let him “digitally penetrate” her. That’s about the kindest way you’ll hear it phrased.

On top of the assault charges, Nowaczyk was charged with sending lewd photos of herself to her student, which adds on the element of “enticement by electronic device”, i.e., naked selfie. The act of sending racy photos of yourself to a thirteen year old almost seems more insane than the actual sex, the latter of which you could potentially deny should as a child’s imagination when the stuff hits the fan; far more difficult to explain away why your young teen student has a photo of you, sent from your personal account, touching your genitals and smiling widely. In fact, in most of these cases, it’s the discovery of the photo sharing evidence of sexy texts that spark the investigation that leads to the sexual assault charges. To paraphrase the Scooby-Doo villains, you might’ve got away with it, if not for those meddling tits pics.

Amy Nowaczyk in happier times, from her old MySpace page.

Nowaczyk has been a social studies teacher at the Morton Middle School since the start of the 2015-2016 school year. She was placed on administrative leave the minute charges were announced by the police. Parents get so sensitive these days with teachers going down on their eighth grade kids. What can you do? Nowaczyk is currently being held on $375,000 bond in the County clink. The bail amount speaks to the severity of the charges. She’s going down. I mean, the other kind of going down. Goodbye, Ms. Nowaczyk, we barely knew ya’.