In the western coastal town of Porbandar in India, teacher Illa Goswami stands accused of making her primary school students dance naked in the classroom. According to allegations, she also shared porn clips from her phone to the children. And if the kids should think about telling, Goswami threatened them with punishment, up to and including a good thrashing. Bear in mind in India, porn may have a different definition than in the West. Though it’s safe to assume there was some sexual content involved in the phone clips.

Naked class dancing may be the rage in Los Angeles, but that’s Westside parents and the kids are in progressive preschools where clothing is optional and only gender neutral pronouns are acceptable. Also, the parents pay extra for the sublime conditions. In Porbandar, apparently the parents were unaware of the goings on in Ms. Goswami’s class, as was the administration, which perhaps speaks to a pretty poor job of supervision by the school principal. Imagine your own middle school days. Any chance the teacher had everybody dancing naked over the course of two months and nobody else knew?

At some point a dozen parents stormed the school and demanded something be done about Goswami and her Boogie Nights classroom experience. This forced the hand of the local authorities who arrested Goswami on numerous obscenity charges.

Primary school in Porbandar, India.

Goswami maintains her innocence and insist the entirety of the charges are the result of a conspiracy of numerous unfriendly teachers to oust her from her position. You may recall earlier this year a teacher in England was falsely accused of illicit contact with a female student, which turned out to be a fellow teacher in the school conspiring to be rid of him. However, that was a trumped up story about one girl being molested in private. This tale involves an entire classroom of kids being made to dance naked and watch porn on a Samsung Galaxy. The truth will be rather simply to suss out. Raise your hand if your teacher threatened to beat you if you don’t take off all your clothes and dance?

Good luck with your progressive Westside mommy defense. Ze and cold pressed juice have probably yet to reach Porbandar.