Jessica Storer was arrested this past December on charges of sexual battery for having sex with an intoxicated eighteen year old from Pandora-Gilboa High School in Pandora, Ohio where she had served as a substitute teacher. You know the subs are always more fun than the regular teachers. I didn’t just write that.

Jessica Storer’s husband, Derrick Storer, was also arrested on charges of inviting the team back to the couples home in the first place then plying him with drink. Presumably, this was part of the master plan to make it easier for his wife to engage in sexual intercourse. According to the criminal complaint, Storer had sex with the boy early the next morning when the prosecutor was able to prove the teen would’ve still been under the influence. Hence, sexual battery. Derrick Storer was also charged with counts of supplying booze to a minor. Not the first guy to do that, though one of the rarer ones who does so to help his wife have sex with her high school student.

Jessica Storer originally wavered on her defense, but finally accepted a guilty verdict and is waiting sentencing after a background report is included on her. Likely to come up in that background report, has she slept with any other students or have any ever been invited over to the Storer house for husband Derrick’s extra strong cocktails.

Jessica Storer’s sitting on a potential of up to five years in prison; hubby up to eighteen months. It’s likely both will get probation and Jessica Storer will be on the registered sex offenders list. There goes substitute teaching. You had to know that wasn’t going to last forever.