Perhaps not a massive shock that a female beach volleyball player and current girls high school volleyball coach would be charged with having sexual relations with a teen female at the school where she coached. Perhaps more so that Hilary Dattilo, 30, was married to a man, the guy who stood by her at her arraignment this past week on the underaged sex charges.

Dattilo is a fairly accomplished AVP, or beach volleyball circuit female competitor with numerous ribbons under her belt. She started teaching at Hamilton High School, in Hamilton, Ohio, about thirty miles north of Cincinnati. In addition to being the varsity girls volleyball assistant coach, she was the head coach of JV, and they made her teach science because that’s what they do with jock teachers.

The alleged sexual encounter with a teen girl at the school took place between October and December of this past year. She was caught when the mother of the girl in question became suspicious of her daughter’s relationship with Coach Dattilo. When you hear that word “suspicious”, assume it means inappropriate texts, gifts, or her daughter hugging a pillow and rolling around on her bed moaning the word, “Hilary”. It happens. Teen girls aren’t as bad as teen boys, but certainly so when it comes to romance.

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The Hamilton School District issued a rote, cover your ass, statement that isn’t worth repeating because we’ve seen it now a thousand times before. We care about student safety, yadda yadda yadda. They probably do care. Though not enough to really do something about it. It is only lesbian sex between volleyballers after all. Illegal for sure in its components, but the stuff of many a porn clip theme on the Internet.