Not so mysterious. There are only two options. Either this young blond mother from Northern Central California was abducted while jogging and released suddenly three weeks later beaten and shorn by the side of the road, or Sherri Papini is lying and was up to something staged for attention or other illicit purpose.

The Sheriff in the area has announced they’re standing by Sherri Papini’s account of kidnapping at the hands of two Hispanic women in a black SUV earlier this month. According to Papini’s own statements taken after she re-surfaced, she was kidnapped during her mid-morning job, tied up somewhere, beaten, and released without warning in the middle of the night on the side of the road 150 miles away three weeks later. Papini seems short on details of her captors or location or precise regimen of her imprisonment. Which could point to fabrication. Or to the fact she was kidnapped, beaten, and chained up for three weeks. That will tend to cloud the normal workings of the mind.

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Sherri’s husband Keith has maintained from the time of her disappearance through her return that she was a responsible mother and wife who would never have done anything crazy or planned as is being insinuated heavily on the Internet. Yes, statistically, it is extremely rare for a jogging mom to be kidnapped by two Hispanic women, tortured for three weeks of captivity, and then released back to her family, without any hint of ransom or explanation. In fact, nobody can think of anything similar. Adding fuel to the “maybe she’s got a boyfriend or some big reality TV plans’ fire is the fact that Papini is rather striking in her looks and chesty in her appearance. Is this completely sexist? Yes. But super hard to shake. So is the fact that the family collected $50,000 on a GoFundMe page to support the search for Sherri. There was a reward. But nobody’s going to collect that now.

In another twist that neither proves or disproves Papini’s accounting of the case, it turns out Papini once made a lengthy blog post saying unkind things about Hispanics. If you’re unfamiliar with this more rural section of Northern California, it’s rife with neo-Nazis, mixed with Hispanic migrant workers, and a dash of meth labs on every corner. Could this perhaps provide motive for two Hispanic women to take Papini and beat the crap out of her until they grew tired of their sport? Or does it perhaps lend more rationale to why Papini may have chosen to name two Hispanic women as her abductors? More questions than answers. Such is the nature of kidnapped white supremacist hot blond moms returned in shackles to the side of a highway.

Rumors, assumptions, lies and hate have been both exhausting and disgusting. Those people should be ashamed of their malicious, subhuman behavior. We are not going to allow those people to take away our spirit, love or rejoice in our girl found alive and home where she belongs.

Keith Papini is calling out any any all doubters of his wife’s claims as gross and insensitive horrible people. Again, the precise thing you say if you’re being earnest. Or if you’re covering up something not quite right. Will the world ever know the truth? Bikini pictures wouldn’t hurt while we’re waiting. You know, Sherri, for the Motherland and all.