Elianna Aguilar-Aguilar. A young woman so nice they named her twice.
Elianna Aguilar-Aguilar, 23, of Cornelius, Oregon, outside of Portland, was arrested over the weekend for DUI, whilst in the drive-thru line at Taco Bell. Now, we all know everybody in the Taco Bell drive thru-line after normal hours is intoxicated to some degree. We just don’t often see them lit up by the cop car behind them in line.
Aguilar decided it would be funny to share her open bottle of Henny with the guy working the late-night Taco Bell line in Beaverton, Oregon. According to police reports, she poured the open bottle of booze directly into the mouth of the guy inside the take-out window.
That police report was provided by the female cop sitting in the Taco Bell line right behind Aguilar. Not in plain clothes in an undercover car, in a Washington County Sheriff’s squad car. Right behind her.
Aguilar was pulled aside by the Sheriff’s Seargeant and arrested on suspicion of DUI. She eventually blew a .12 back at the station, which isn’t drunk enough to explain being a radical idiot, but drunk enough to stick a DUI charge.
Taco Bell did not comment on the behavior of their employee, because at least they’re honest about who works their late-night shift. This is the least of their offenses. Just please don’t pee in the fake beef boil.