Yesterday I read on a newspaper that Obama didn’t know what to do with the beaheaders. Behead them. That seems real simple. If they’re dead they can’t do stuff to us anymore like kill us or make us eat lamb. What else could it be. Bake them a cake and pretend to be their girlfriends? I thought of this in five minutes, why does the president need a week?

Did you know there has never been a President from Florida? That’s a true fact. Save the kids Obama. That’s your job.

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