If you live long enough, you will live to see everything. Somebody profound came up with that notion. This was eons before the Internet or the merely six months of covering the female teacher sex crime beat. Who thought this turf was dull and intermittent at best? The proceedings keep getting increasingly bizarre.

In Aukland, New Zealand, famous for being the only city in New Zealand anybody outside of Oceania can name, Kiri Jasmine Kay began a sexual affair with one of her female teen students. This continued even as Kiri became pregnant, obviously not by her teen female student lover. According to the victim, she tried to break off the sexual relationship but Kiri would call her crying.

As a result, [the student] felt bad and agreed to the sexual relationship continuing.

As a man, there’s some poetic justice in seeing how women are now being foiled in their own breakup attempts by female tears. Though perhaps more poetry and lest justice given the teacher-student circumstances.

According to the police report, Kiri also invited the student to her home to watch her teacher have sex with her “partner”. Also for her “partner” to engage in sex with the student. When you see “partner” in respectable news outlets, understand this means gay partner. Political correctness devotions aside, you might mention that the other potential criminal actor in this case was a woman. If for not the sake of jurisprudence, then for the whims of guys reading the articles looking to find taboo elations.

Consider this the first same-sex, pregnant teacher student sex scandal since forever. If you thought there was going to be a singular profile to these cases, you’re wrong. Certainly a typical profile, but gestating lesbian predators in New Zealand speak to the variety. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Oh, no, my daughter’s safe in Ms. Kay’s class. Uh-huh.