When you think Florida prep school, you might be imagining elite kids in fashionable jumpers and coats and ties with ancient family crests. Not so much Crenshaw. It appears to be largely rag tag. And alumni who include Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass though it’s unclear if they actually ever arrived on campus. More that distance learning high school program for kids in boy bands. Everybody needs to feel accredited in their lives. Emotionally, and legally speaking as minors.

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Alicia Bromfield was a substitute teacher at the school though it appears she was given that role by virtue of being related to somebody who worked there. She took her job very seriously. So much so that she found herself at 28 Snapchatting one of the 16 year old male students quite regularly. Apparently, this relationship was so important to Alicia that after her sub work was no longer needed, she stayed on at Crenshaw as receptionist. In particular, she seemed ready to receive one visitor into her most private of academic institutions.

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Call it Fate or call it Kismet, but Alicia found that same boy in her home on her couch right next to her watching a movie and drinking alcohol and, well, you know how those Netlix binging evenings get carried away. That’s right. Humping.

Bromfield was arrested as information on the cinematic evening at her apartment came to light. That would include charges for both the student’s age and the alcohol. No word yet on any additional charges for making him watch The Graduate as she surely did.

Regardless of the society standard, there’s still some form of manipulation that goes on. I mean she’s 28, he’s 16. The age difference is significant — Police Sgt. Tami Edwards

It’s just nice to see somebody admitting that the societal standard is actually for boys to wish upon a star for copulation with their sexually forward and emotionally disturbed female teachers. Because it is. Just ask Tami Edwards. She’s a cop. And a woman.

These cases of bad teachers with bad ideas doing not super bad things to their teen students seem to be happening more and more these days. The typical case is a 20-something female teacher having boyfriend issues or recently divorced as is the case with Bromfield. Sixteen-year old boys certainly don’t present many relationship hurdles. Imagine the seduction process went about as complicated as saying, “Hey, you wanna…” and waiting for the excited smile. It’s not hard to get a dog to chase a frisbee. You merely have to throw it. I think frisbee here is vagina, but I’m trying to be coy.