Here’s something to consider before gushing romantically on a website about how you met and married your beloved spouse: will they someday in the not too distant future be arrested for felony sexual assault of a minor under their supervision? If the answer is even possibly yes, then hold off on the long poetic odes to your betrothed online. In fact, if it’s a definite possibility for whatever reason, don’t get married in the first place. Certainly not the skydiving wedding proposal caught on camera. Oh, the irony!
This is the daunting hindsight now facing Daniel Zamora, who wrote openly and lovingly on HowHeAskedHer.com about his proposal to his wife, now Brittany Zamora, now 27, and now arrested for having sex with a 13-year old boy at the Las Brisas Academy in Goodyear, Arizona where she taught both inside the classroom, and outside apparently.
Earlier this week, the boy’s mother found explicit text messages between Zamora and her son indicating rather plainly that the two had engaged in sexual activity. Always with those darn texts, you crazy sex felons. Mom took the messages to the cops who confirmed the evidence of a crime and promptly arrested Zamora. Police confirmed that sex appeared to take place both on and off campus, which has to kill the school district, since they typically love to CYA with those announcements about how no crimes were committed on school grounds, as if that’s absolution. The police are also investigating potential other victims in the case. How much evidence there is to suggest Zamora may have had sex with other boys has not been disclosed to the public.
A spokesperson for the Goodyear Police issued a statement telling every parent what they ought to know already: check your kids’ phones regularly. It’s hard to think of one of these cases where there weren’t text or social media messages of a very oddly personal nature between teacher and teen victim. Though checking your kids’ stuff is a pain, it’s almost a lock to at least intervene into illicit relations they may be having. Nobody told you to have kids, now you need to make sure the hot blond middle school teacher isn’t blowing them after class. You should at least be aware.