That’s so Florida. Keeping reptilian wildlife in your stretch pants to keep 5-0 off your trail.
Tina Maria Sumner, 47, a decorated and awarded school nurse from Missouri, might’ve got away with her torrid sexual affair with a boy under the age of 16 had she not tried to bribe him to shut up after the fact.
I suppose male arrestees with drugs have access to at least one hiding spot they suspect will never be checked, while women skells benefit from two. Now, who’s got gender privilege?
Brooke Houts is a YouTube personality. Go figure what that means. She’s semi-attractive, bubbly, and she has a simpleton hook — her Doberman. The two of them pal around together in a self-shot video and somehow 300,000 people subscribe. This used to be the turf of lonely old ladies. Now that’s half the Internet under 30. Get out and live a little, people. But I digress.
I’ve never tried to hire anybody to kill another person before because I’m not that lazy. But it seems to me that about 90% of readily available hitmen are undercover law enforcement officers. So it’s like trying to buy weed from the pushiest dealer outside the donut shop. He’s a narc. Murder for hire will get you slapped even worse.
There are two sides to every story. In general, believe the side spouted by the blonde with big hooters, because, why not?
Before we get carried away with lesbian girls sports coach clams, the gender of the student involved in this story hasn’t been revealed. Though Washington Community High School girls volleyball and Freshman basketball coach, Hayley Reneau, 23, is the latest female teacher arrested in our fair nation on inappropriate sexual relations charges.
Sometimes you read stories about late 20-something moms arrested for drinking and driving with their babies in the car, and they look like hell and it’s easy to blame drugs because it’s always addiction. Though in the case of Kathryn Ahlers, 28, of Kentucky, even her old social media posts show her to be an Insane Clown Posse Juggalo, so the Fates probably had it in for her before the drugs.
By all accounts, Stacy Cabral, 23, isn’t a dumb woman. The recent graduate of Florida Atlantic University received a degree in Neuroscience from the school, as well as a scholarship to complete summer work at the Scripps Research Institute associated with the campus. Assume she’s got a decent working noggin.
Last week, police outside Pittsburgh put out a screengrab of a Walmart security camera shot of a woman suspected of peeing on the potatoes in the produce section of the store earlier. The woman was spotted by a store employee who insists she saw what she saw. And it’s not like you would mistake a woman especially squat-squirting a pile of potatoes for any other known human activity.
Next year, heavyset Minnesotans in the district will be faced with a tough choice, a shady hateful person who married her own brother, or a shady crazy person who speaks like a nine-year-old asking if this seat is taken on the short bus to school. Good luck, Minnesota.
Saoirse Kennedy Hill, 22, was found dead at the Kennedy Compound from an apparent drug overdose. Apparent only in that there were drugs, she was dead, and her body was found in what coroners refer to as an “unattended” state. Meaning, there was nobody else around.
Cecilie Fjellhoy, a Norwegian grad student in digital design, whatever that is, living in London, was certain she had met the perfect guy on Tinder. And by perfect, I mean he was both handsome and rich. Score. Maybe not for feminism, but for real-life women who still want to marry some rich handsome guy and do maybe a little digital design on the side after yoga and macchiatos.
Like 99-percent of celebrity fame and fortune hopefuls, the story of American Idol Season Six top 16 finalist, Antonella Barba, turns out poorly. As a barely legal teenager in 2005, …
Amy Emerald, 42, who may also go by the name, Amy Santos, was arrested this week by Tuolumne County Sheriff’s Department and charged with lewd or lascivious acts on a child of 14 or 15 years of age. Subsequent information revealed that the student fingering Emerald, pun intended, claimed she was 15 when the sexual relations with her high school basketball coach.
Defrocked Arizona teacher, Brittany Zamora, 28, has already begun serving her 20-year sentence for an intensely sexual relationship with a student of hers at Las Brisas Academy, but new court documents reveal she was also courting another young boy from her class.
Back in 2015, Meghan Dougherty, 37, was investigated for indiscreet activities, including personal messages, texts, Valentine Cards, and ultimately sexual fondling of a 14-year old girl at Hillcrest Middle School …
Sunnaya Nash, who goes by Sunnaya on her social account, is 20, and claims to be a model slash interior designer student. That’s the female equivalent of a middle linebacker from the University of Miami listing Criminal Sciences as their major. It’s a placeholder. At best.
Elianna Aguilar-Aguilar, 23, of Cornelius, Oregon, outside of Portland, was arrested over the weekend for DUI, whilst in the drive-thru line at Taco Bell. Now, we all know everybody in the Taco Bell drive thru-line after normal hours is intoxicated to some degree. We just don’t often see them lit up by the cop car behind them in line.
According to fast-growing Texas lore, Davila was rifling through sets of photographs she took of her family at Garner State Park about 100 miles west of San Antonio when she noticed a boob-flashing photobomber in her family snapshot. Heaven’s to Besty. Though not Ross, that’s racist.
Former Cincinnati juvenile court judge, Tracie Hunter, was found guilty a few years back of mishandling, as in intentionally losing, confidential material in a case involving her own brother’s misconduct at his County job. You could say that’s sisterly love, but in the case of a duly anointed judge messing with the law to help out a family member, it’s also a crime.
If you hear the tale of Kim Zolciak-Biermann and her brood of seventeen children from her eldest daughter Brielle’s perspective, the family did nothing wrong and were manhandled by Delta attendants because two of the kids were crying.
Jessica Camilleri, 25, seemed to be, at least recently, rather obsessed with all things horror movies and dark and disturbing arts. Her own mom on Facebook had a little back and forth with Jessica about her daughter’s short but glowing review of Jeepers Creepers. This would be the same mom she would behead not that many days later.
If you love gruesome tales of family betrayal, lousy boyfriends, and drugs, then the tale of Carrie Vanover in Kingman, Arizona is going to be right up your alley.
During Pence’s visit to the various chain-linked pen holding Honduras’ B-students, cameras caught sight of a rather attractive and busty Latina Customs and Border Patrol officer. Naturally, since politics is incredibly boring, every male eyeball turned to stiffies over the seemingly too hot to be working for the government chick in the shot with the Veep.
Whatever Aimee Hall did in between graduating high school and being cast on the inane drunken stupid people show, Floribama, well, “some bartending” probably included a lot of drinking. And eating.
You may know the West Coast 9th Circuit Court of Appeals that is forever coming at Trump with blocks to this or that project of his. And you may like that, you may not like that. Hopefully, we can all agree that their decision to uphold a ban on barely clad sexy baristas in Everett, Washington is going too far.
Among the kinds of women you never want to mess with — dog rescuers. Animal women in general, but dog rescuers who are also moms without men present anywhere on their social accounts are among the stalwart hard-asses of this universe.
Last October we told you how a Cincinnati-area Special Ed teacher, Jennifer Walsh, 26, was busted for having sexual relations with a 17-year-old girl from her school. I heroically noted that the girl in question was not a special-ed student, because that seemed relevant, and seemed to mitigate the potential crime.
The year-and-a-half saga of mid-20’s Arizona school teacher, Brittany Zamora, has finally come to an end. The newlywed Las Brisas Academy teacher’s now famous blonde locks, replaced by her natural brown grown out in prison where apparently they don’t allow dye jobs. (Though in California prison they will pay for you to change sexes.)