15-Year Old Girl Runs on Field at Dodger Stadium to Hug Cody Bellinger, Arrested

viagra blue candy If you’re going to break the rules at Dodgers Stadium, you may as well go big and run onto the field to hug a player. If you’re a teen girl at least. Nobody likes when a drunk guy runs on the field, especially when he decides to take his clothes off. And short of big-breasted grown women leaping the fence, drunk ladies are boring too.

viagra rogain online sales A 15-year old girl is unique. You wonder if the girl known only as “Paola” by the Fox Sports people who tracked her down after the game and her detention release had stripped if the entire stadium would’ve been arrested for child indecency. Half the bleachers’ section at Dodgers Stadium have criminal records so this could’ve resulted in mass incarceration. Or deportation depending on how honest you wish to be.

Yes, you want somebody to want you this way (when they’re older)

viagra for female Dodgers Stadium security did take Paola down hard in a tackle in short order. Bellinger is an MVP candidate. You can’t afford to lose him to an assault or treacherous airborne STD. You go after a player hitting .220 and they let you linger for a while.

L.A. is the place for public spectacle if you’ve got the inkling. I’ve got a buddy whose dad used to work police duty at Yankee Stadium. Whenever any knucklehead decided to break the ground rules there, they’d take him beneath the stadium to the security room and beat him with batons. Not subtle, but effective.

Imagine a teen girl with a figure got treated nicer. Though her parents will likely be forced to pay some kind of fine. Paola is likely a hero among her peers. As for Bellinger, he laughed the whole thing off. When a Hispanic at Dodgers Stadium leaps a barrier and charges you and you don’t end up with no front teeth in a coma in the hospital, it’s best to laugh. You scored with the gods this day.

Hands off the teen girl. In three years you can slide her the singles at Jumbo’s.

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